The Charlie Sheeni Martini
1 ounce tiger blood (AKA freshly squeezed blood orange juice)
2 ounces X-Rated Fusion Vodka
1 bitchin' rock star from Mars (AKA Rockstar energy drink)
1 briefcase full of cocaine (AKA 2 tablespoons of powdered sugar)
Add blood orange juice and vodka to a shaker with ice and shake vigorously until a frost forms on the outside of the shaker. Top off with Rockstar energy drink. Moisten rim of glass with blood orange and dip into a plate of powdered sugar. Drink directly through the eye.
Now take that martini glass, wrap both arms around it and love it violently.
Warning: If you try it once you'll die, your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. Too much?