Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Charlie Sheeni Martini

We don't get it!  Why is everybody getting all riled up about old Chuckles Sheen?  He is a man who speaks the truth, and for that he deserves a cocktail!!! 


The Charlie Sheeni Martini

Makes 1

1 ounce tiger blood (AKA freshly squeezed blood orange juice)
2 ounces X-Rated Fusion Vodka
1 bitchin' rock star from Mars (AKA Rockstar energy drink)
1 briefcase full of cocaine (AKA 2 tablespoons of powdered sugar)

Add blood orange juice and vodka to a shaker with ice and shake vigorously until a frost forms on the outside of the shaker.  Top off with Rockstar energy drink.  Moisten rim of glass with blood orange and dip into a plate of powdered sugar.  Drink directly through the eye.

Now take that martini glass, wrap both arms around it and love it violently.

Warning: If you try it once you'll die, your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. Too much?


WINNING!!!

9 comments:

  1. Hey Fashionably Bombed girls..... I love ya'll!!!!! I am the mixologist of my girls group, so I love ya'll for the fact that you come up with AWESOME cocktails I can try on them.... and I love that you are so fashionable!!!!!!!
    One of my girls has discovered a corn allergy.... I know! WTH!!!???? Is there a cocktail out there with no corn products in it????
    Sorry this isn't related to Mr Sheeni Martini.... but I just had to write! I'm very concerned about my girl...... can you help us out????
    Emily

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  2. Bahahahaha! Amazing. On all levels!

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  3. LOL love it!!!!
    I will have to sip on that while wearing my Ode to Charlie Sheen Giants hat:
    DIY: WINNING

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  4. LOL! YOU GIRLS ARE PRICELESS!!!! I'm taking this to every bar in town and DEMANDING it mixed! Love you!

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  5. Hahaha! Thanks!!! Believe it or not, it is actually a VERY tasty drink!

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  6. Gonna feature this tonight at the restaurant. Will let you know how the response is.

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